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03:54am 14/02/2005
mood: Permanently Horny :)
Aggravation. But, I love it. :)
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Ooohhhhhh, Weeeeeird   
07:37am 15/12/2004
mood: tired

Daily extended (by Astrology.com)
It's important to remember that different doesn't automatically equal weird or wrong. You're likely to encounter people whom you aren't really used to dealing with, but the experience can be an enriching one. Once you summon the courage to break the barriers that are between you, you may actually find that you have a lot -- or at least something -- in common. An open mind is one of your best accessories at the moment. Before the day is through, you may find that you have a whole new opinion about something you were 'sure' about this morning.
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Your server has been yoinked.   
03:11am 05/07/2004
mood: accomplished
KITTIES!Collapse )
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I like to make them ALL about me :)   
10:45pm 11/06/2004
mood: bouncy
Look out for the


From Go-Quiz.com

Breyan is a radioactive squirrel!!


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From Go-Quiz.com
10:05pm 01/06/2004
mood: sleepy and groovy :)

(And it's NOT giant and orange. Woo hoo!}
09:51pm 25/05/2004
mood: amused
I KNEW I wasn't crazy!

I can't wait to make MY el kabong. :)
My kidneys are kind of tingly.   
10:17pm 22/05/2004
Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice:Aborted Fetus
Your Favorite Target:People named "Steve"
Your Kill Count:786,524,997
Your Battle Cry:"My kidneys tingle with pleasure!"
Years You Spend in Jail:10
How Much Money In Damages You Cause:$179,569,360,847,045
Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 18%
Created with the ORIGINAL MemeGen!

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06:57pm 07/05/2004
  Snap! Crackle! Fucktard!  
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The World Has Ended and Pigs Are Flying   
12:45pm 13/04/2004
mood: accomplished
Breyan got a job AND a car! OH SHIT SON! More details to come. Right now, I've gotta get ready to drive to work...
...In my NEW CAR!
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If my ears could talk, they would say "Thank you, Zorak, you have enriched us both."   
07:41am 05/04/2004
mood: crazy, tired, happy, sad, weird
So, this has been a pretty kick ass week so far. I ended up not going to West Virginia after all. I've been in pain for a little over a week now because one of my wisdom teeth is coming in, plus I have some issues with my dad's side of the family.
Anywho, I'm glad I made the decision to stay. It's so nice to be able to walk into the living room, in my grundies, leave stuff laying around, and not have anyone bitch at me. I can stay up until 8am and sleep until 5pm and no one cares. The first night they were gone, I brought every candle in my room into the living room, smoked a bowl, took a Vicadin, and made myself a screwdriver. It was the most relaxing thing I think I've done in a very long time. For the first time in a really long time, I feel like myself. I've been so stressed lately, and now I feel like 20 tons have been lifted off my shoulders.
I've also done some things that I've needed to do for a long while now. Even more stress gone. I mean, it's not all gravy, but I feel a little bette about the whole situationr. I think I grew some balls over the course of the past few days. I mean, it's not all gravy, but I feel a little better about the whole situation and hell, it's NEVER all gravy.
But yeah. it's amazing what a little bit of stress-free time will do for a person. I really needed this. And I feel so much better. Heh, now I get to go to the dentist and have him look at my damn wisdom tooth. That should be tons o' fun. But I'm staying at Jenny's tonight and that WILL be fun. 4:20 SMOKE POT EVERY DAY!!!!!1
Oh, and if you wanna see a really hot picture of me, click here.

Alright, I'm done being retarded. Well, for now anyway.
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03:08am 31/03/2004
mood: drained
West Virginia, meet the Plums. I hope we don't fit in.
Maybe this will make things better.
I don't know. All I know is it's gonna be fucking cold.
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Long time, no post.   
10:02pm 28/03/2004
mood: depressed
Just when you're feeling good and standing tall, life likes to kick you right in the balls. Life really fucking sucks some times. Just thought I'd share that tidbit.
12:30am 19/02/2004
mood: annoyed
Stupidest episode of Angel EVER. Muppets? C'mon guys.
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03:02am 17/02/2004
  Sweet Jeebus. I just realized that I've had my nipples pierced for almost a year now. It doesn't seem like that long. My how time flies.  
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03:22am 13/02/2004
  I don't want to think about Dee and my mom's ass. Ever.  
02:54pm 06/02/2004
  EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS = Favorite Spice + Last Foreign Vacation Spot
Adobo Canada

SOCIALITE ALIAS = Silliest Childhood Nickname + Town Where You First Partied
Brainholio Orlando

"FLY GIRL" ALIAS (a la J. Lo) = First Initial + First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name
B. Plu (ha ha ha)

DIVA ALIAS = Something Sweet Within Sight + Any Liquid in Kitchen
Coke Vodka

GIRL DETECTIVE ALIAS = Favorite Baby Animal + Where You Last Went to School
Kitten University

SOAP OPERA ALIAS = Middle Name + Street Where You First Lived
Nicole Vantage

PORN STAR ALIAS = First Pet's Name + Street You Grew Up On
Brian Cinnamon

JEDI NAME = First 3 letters of your last name + first 2 letters of your first name, First 2 letters of your mother's maiden name + the first 3 letters of your hometown
PluBr McOrl
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06:56pm 30/01/2004
mood: naughty
SHOULD men wear thongs?
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My Dad   
09:17pm 22/01/2004
mood: amused
Mom: What's a third nipple?

Dad: One more than two.

I love my dad.
Prepare for the run-on sentence of a lifetime.   
06:04am 19/01/2004
mood: High, Content, Calm, Horny :)
Dude. I lost crippy. I know, I deserve to be shot. But then I found it. Then I took a hot bubble bath, with bubbles and lit a shit load of candles, opened the window, brought my sister's radio in, listened to Hendrix, Tool, NIN, Clapton, Etc., and smoked some beautiful, beautiful crippy (thank you, Jenny)out of a tiny blue bong. I watched the candlelight flicker on the walls for about an hour. It was seriously like they were dancing to the music. And everything was this cool shade of reddish-orange. When Hendrix started playing, I felt like I was on Ecstacy. My heart started beating fast and everything. I don't think I've been this relaxed since I was like 10.
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03:30pm 08/01/2004
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